Tuesday, January 31, 2006

i wish i were thin .


frownfrownpoutpout.


random. hahaha. i spent the entire day today more or less stoning at home. haha. fine i wasnt stoning i was reading. oh wow. haha. memoirs or a geisha. actually i didnt want to re-read the book becuase it was so dusty. but then last night i got freaking bitten by mosquitoes so i couldnt sleep [it was just more itchy than usual ! and there were so many small bites instead of a few big bites so its harder to scratch. but anyway.] and my dad's room was locked so i couldnt go enjoy the aircon. hahaha. so anyway. in desperation i decided to turn on the lights and make full use of the time. only i had nothing to make use of my time with and i couldnt find a nice book to read. haha the nicest happened to be that. ah well.


ok that so wasnt my point. i havent touched any homework and in fact i have no idea if i have any ! the worst thing is that i left everything in school becuae i went shopping on friday and didnt want a heavy bag. MEHH. howhow.


and i still dont know what to wear.


got this from nat's xanga.


Friendster was real

Everyone would have over 500 friends and clone themselves into 3 (therefore, they have 3 friendster accounts)

Everyone wouldn't know half of their friends

Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

Everyone who doesn't like their face--it will be replaced by a tilted smiley face. (If you don't get this, think: people who don't upload any pics at all on the friendster)

People's faces would be anime pictures intead of real human faces with a nose, a pair of eyes etc

Everyone would live anywhere they liked.

Everyone's hobby would be "Dunn0x lehhs.. heHex~"

Everyone's favourite books would be "DuNcH rEad B0oks.. ii n0tx a nErd nia~!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone's favourite movie would be "to0 mUcH tuu nAm3 siaX~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If you were a fat person, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All males would drive impoted muscle cars.

All females would own thousands of branded LV bags.

Everyone one would be walking around with a full length mirror infront of them and camera in hand.

Girls would have faces with the following description: Eyes opened up big, cheeks sucked and lips puckered two feet off their faces.

The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" in a testimonial would attract the opposite sex.

All you have to do to attract someone is to give them alot of testimonials.

There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.

It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

Hello Kitty would be a real person.

When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

You would have to paint and decorate your room with a Friendster Profile Editor/CSS.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.

"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.

"Fuckin Friendster!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me." in a testimonial

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

People would get their houses looks/decorations changed every week.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred

Taking 50 pics of yourself would be Photography
You Should Date A Japanese Guy!
You're an interesting blend of traditonal and modern
And a Japanese guy is likely to be on your wavelength
Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color
Or get married in a traditional white kimono!
href="Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?




yay !! jap ! jap !! ((:

Monday, January 30, 2006

went to my su gongs house today ! hahaha the yummy bagua place ! and nice jelly also. with all the friendly gugus. i think its one of my favourite houses. the bagua is so thick and soft and yummy. ((:


and i saw my hairy boy. hahaha sheesh ! hes so big now ! and hes not actually hairy anymore. bit hes so cute . and he looks jap ! hahaha. japs rock !


today was muchmuch nicer with my loong nap last night. hahahaha. (:

Sunday, January 29, 2006

oh help. I just woke up and its 11.56pm.


this year i didnt enjoy chinese new year as much as i should have because i was SO sleepy ! haha. i just wanted to go back into the car and sleep. haha. the best place was my dayi's house which had AIRCON ! haha. and the food was great too ! u like the other houses which had limited variety. theres like this enormous ba bao he thingish full of suanmei ! although i only ate one kind. haha. its so nice and ive never seen it anywhere else ! some purple flower thing. and the boy was really cute ! haha.
emaths is so strange ! with all the shearing and stretching anf enlargement i feel like a computer. microsoft powerpoint to be exact.

went out with my primary school friends yesterday. oh man i miss them ! being with them and my sc friends are like so different. oh sheesh it was rad. we had long john's and we went to coffee bean. haha. of course in between we spent like forever deciding where to go. OH SHEESH SHI MIN IS LIKE SO TALL ?

and then weilin wanted to play a game where everytime we see someone we know we get the person to take a group photo for us. so anyway. hahaha.


we watched memoirs of a geisha ! haha it was pretty good. (: and the little girl was so pretty/cute ! she looked a little like gongli/zhang zi yi [ i cant remember who i thought of] and most importantly the show was JAP ! hahaha. yayness.

i finished my CMW essay. like finally. it was so stupid and retarded i cant believe i handed it in !!

and happy new year to you too !! (:

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

OH SHEESH ! i think i pms. anyway. im like SO annoyed now. bahh.


pray for my ss test !

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

ok apprantly zoe wants me to do this. hahaha.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
other functions of the phone. if the.. [hahaha. thats my 6111 user guide thing]

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
and ?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
JIEKUAN ! hahaha. but on the comp it would be DICKY.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11.30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11.37. haha. man !

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my sister's tv.

7. When did you last step outside?
6.50. hahaha. BEE ASS EFF. ew the teacher was so naggy alright !

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
haha.zoe's answers la.

9. What are you wearing?
some ugly racer back [which i ditched about two years ago but decided to wear under my jacket] and jeans. and my watch. and my hair. hyuk.

10. Did you dream last night?
yea i guess. i dont remember it though. once i dreamt that i went to cambodia and some prison warden sneaked me out of prison to see matai. haha. it was during war.

11. When did you last laugh?
hahahaha. when i saw koki's poopoo picture.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
blank.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
my phones acting strangly ! eh it better be ok. i dont want a cranky phone.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
haha. shush !

15. What is the last film you saw?
CON i think. haha that was eons ago but the white witch was SO COOL !

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
personally i think millions isnt enough. what about billions ? anyway. of course my samsung d600, 500c and 300 all together. if jingxuans nice to me i might just give her one. i'll buy the osims igallop thing for everyone in the world and we can all show off our flat tummies ! (: of course my beautiful island. and another special desert island free from insects for me to stay in and eat coconuts everyday. but i wont get fat becuase i'll be running on the beach and swimming with sharks. and if they try to bite me i will cut off their fins. (: bm coupe for my sister. loads of lovely clothes and heck, whatever you want i will buy for you. (:

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i can get really annoyed by ignorance. even though im not very smart myself !

18. If you could change one thing about the world,
poor counties will be less poor. at least have enough to eat everyday and send their children to school. and they will all have a change to hear about the gospel.

19. Do you like to dance?
no becuase i suck at it. if i were better then, YES DUDE !

20. George Bush.
wowhee. beautiful blue eyes and red streaked hair. (:

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
jermaine or allision or.. aiyah. go look at my name book

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
ditto.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
YES DUDE! haha. japan and america and cambodia and england and taiwan[for yummy food]

.24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"i was naked and you clothed me, i was hungry and you gave me something to eat..." that of course means i lived and a nice and Godly and loving life.

25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
1. RUTH
2. whoever wants to
3. whoever wants to
4. oh shush.
sheesh i dont like chem prac ! at first it was pretty exciting but now i think im just so sick of it. and my hands a so groosly shakey ! i keep spilling the power especially ! i think its psycological la. but becuase i should be able to ! gr. and i keep spilling sodium hydeoxide which is gross and soapy. [but thankfully not ammonia which is so smelly ! ]


so anyway. the ammonia gas is smelly enough, but today we had to do liquid ammonia ! i swear i was just walking around the bench capping the stupid bottle. gr. i can even smell smmonia vaguely now !

Monday, January 23, 2006

my so called diet has been a total failure ! in fact i think i have been eating more than i ever have been. i thank God for my foresight, so that i bought a pregnant looking dress which totally hides my tummy ! ((: i believe theres power in words. im going to be as thin as kahlen. but just someday, but soon !


haha. sheesh i love my new phone ! hahaha. its so bootiful and lovely ! haha. i have been 'practising' the sliding on my imaginary 6111/samsung D600/500c since last monday ! haha. thats how much i was looking forward to getting it.


((:

Sunday, January 22, 2006

HAHAHA im SO happy ! haha im so happy i could scream !!


wouldnt you !?

Saturday, January 21, 2006

service today was great ! haha. and belle joy went ! i thought she wouldnt.


anyway. pastor jennifer preached today [HAHA she was so funny]. about watching out tongue ! haha it was so apt. i dont know she she made me realise how super much i sin with my tongue. and i mean its geting worse and worse ! and your tongue reflects your heart so you can kinda say my heart was brown an icky. [i say used becuase today God cleansed my heart !] ((:


so from now on i resolve to:

  1. stop gossiping
  2. stop gossiping. [hard]
  3. stop being sarcastic [very hard]
  4. stop complaing [quite hard]
  5. be nice and encouring to those around me !
  6. pronouce my th and say thee instead of the before vowels

ok 6 has no relevances whatsoever but it is related to my tongue and anyway it is gonna help me do well for my oral.

looking forward to tomorrow . hope it works out ! ((:

Friday, January 20, 2006

oh man you better not dissapear ! i will be very sad i promise.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

finally completed my new year shopping ! haha. sheesh im so tired. and my clothes make me look fat. but i dont care since im already so damn freaking fat. ah well.


WAH SHIT JASMIN'S WATER STORY IS SUPER HILARIOUS. HAHAHAHAHA.

oh. i think i might be getting my 6111 ! samsung D500c costs a freaking 500 according to jing xuan, and my mum wont buy it for me. haha. still its nice of her to get me a new fone. YAYNESS !

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

im supposed to be on a diet but i ate four cookies today. haha that seriously sucks. and my entire house smells of baking cookies which isnt helping much.


i cant believe i forgot about the before new year baking when i resolved to diet until chinese new year ! anyhow. i still have to look nice in my clothes. so the diet stays. i hope


ok i just had beef kuey tiao from geylang. i think my so called diet has been flushed down the toilet bowl.


today during CE [supposedly CME without the M. ] some people from i cant remember where came to give us a talk. haha. it was some sports organisation for the disabled. it was really cool ! haha. especially the game for the blind. haha. i thought it was damn smart to put a bell in the ball for them. i shall try it some day ! who wants to play with me ? only of course we're gonna to end up crashing into each other. BUT THATS WHERE THE FUN IS, DUDE !


ok. i kinda want to go and do my cip there. like on a weekly basis. but then im swayed really esaily so we'll just see how it goes ! oh. and this 100m record holder guy talked to us to ! hahaha. it was so funny becuase he kept laughing at mrs neo. and then he was so freaking nervous when he had to talk to us ! haha. and when he said how old he was nearly the entire school went 'oooooo' HAHAHA.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

i like miss beh because she bought me ice cream. (:

Monday, January 16, 2006

in the tuxedo yesterday jennifer love hewitt had beautiful hair. however if you looks closely you'll notice her fringe curls outwards, kinda the way mine does. although i know my hair is never going to become a beauty like hers, that is rather comforting . (:


today during pe we had to run for ten minutes. we[jia yun ting wei and I] only did seven rounds. but thats ok becuase we were going really slowly. sheesh i havent exercised its ages ! ok i keep saying that. this just shows i suck[ok find i dont. becuase i just rock too much !]. anyway. my stamina is just about the same, if not maybe worse. or better. i cant remember. haha. but i got tired around the 7th round. which sucks. when i told jia yun she was chiding me. oh man 1 what a friend ! kidding.


i think thomas ong in ai de zhang men ren is damn sweet. haha. its sad i know i'll never get a boyfriend like that. especially if hes jap.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

21 jan.


yea man ! cant wait ! ((:

Saturday, January 14, 2006

SHEET i hate my hair ! its already like SO GROSS in school. imagine it maybe a gazillion times worse. sheesh ! why cant it grow faster ? bahh. sheesh. i hate it hate it !!


oh a brighter note. haha. we sang YOU ARE today ! yayness. it was like the first song and i was so happy to hear it. (((:
friday, 13th jan.


finally had pe after i think eons. haha. i love the pok shit weighing machine, i lost 1.1kg ! i think all my muscles turned into fat. not surprising since ive been eating like a freaking pig and NOT exercising. i wish sc had those fat percentage thingy. haha. NO FAIR.


jing xuan i hate you ok ! haha you just had to announce my weight the everyone ! not that it matters, but i cant believe you got that random weight correct ! haha. BE MY GODMA


i hate the measuring tape thingy in the wall. i didnt grow ! grr. i know im supposed to be grateful for everything but i hate my grossly gross shortness and my stumpy legs. i only hope its INACCURATE[like the weighing machine] .


sheesh. why do maths teachers always tell me i look tired ?


Thursday, January 12, 2006

went shopping today. with jing xuan and jia yun. hyuk. i got my skirt ! only i went home and read the receipt and it turns out to be a dress. so its a tube dress and my boobs are too teeny to hold it up ! haha i bet you a million bucks its gonna fall if i jump.


jing xuans a freaking bra saleswoman. ONLY FOR THE BOOBLESS. [which means smaller than mine. ] HAHAHAHA.


kae ting and i were learning jap. hyuk . a-i-u-e-o. i can now write KOKI. hahaha. sheesh my jap sucks. no matter how i write it just looks weird. never ever like jap. bahh. i swear it has something to do with my inability to draw.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

OH SHIT LESSONS !


yes i know they started ages ago. BUT STILL ! im still completing my homework in time but it better last ! i also need to study since im still wasting my afternoons away. gr. sec 4. freakish o levels.


im going SHOPPING ! ((:

i resolve not to study properly until after chinese new year. ba gua and pineapple tarts. WOWHEE.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

haha today was a great day ! it was basically so cold you dont wanna do anything. although i DID do stuff. about two vcds of Dicky cheung ! rocks doesnt it ?

Monday, January 09, 2006

wah lao. stupid dvd player died on me just as i was watching my dicky cheung. and it only got as far as the theme song ! gr. now my vcds stuck inside. bahh. i wanna watch ! freaking player.
yayness i went shopping today ! hahaha. finally after i think. eons. didnt get anything much. spent most of my time at far east looking for the hairband/rubberband shop. and the clothes my sister like. they are seriously made only for people with like. kahlen's figure. sheesh ! i need some serious dieting ! only of course its never gonna happen. especially after i had meepok, 2 enormous cookies, ice cream and like. half a packet of jackfruit chips today. that of course, doesnt include meals.


i like this forever 21 skirt ! haha my sisters think its damn gross. but i must [quote tamago] 'change my image !' hahaha. i just want to try something different. my shoppings never going to get done ! and my sisters already finished ! [now you dont wonder why i have like. just a few tops, and jeans every week].


you know how i keep saying marcus and jon chan are so damn old. and i thought they were 18 and 24 respectively, and they turned out to be 25 and 31 ? [oh look. but the age difference is damn accurate ! hahaha] anyway. i just found this[click] and oh sheesh they look so young !

Saturday, January 07, 2006

yay it sat and church rocks ! haha. pastor glenn gave belle joy the maddac fest shirt ! haha SO UNFAIR i want one too ! its SO nice ok ! but it was out of stock. bahh.


belle joy got chicken pox ! and shes recovering so she has a phua chu kang mole. HAHA. i think its like the only time i get to see her with less-than-flawless skin. haha. she took a photo for me ! yes belle joy rocks. except for the fact shes freaking BIASED ! sheesh !


it was raining so hard we cabbed to church. hahaha. we made belle joy pay. and she even had to pay for jonchua ! merry christmas belle joy !


pressing onward,
pushing every hindrence aside.
only for You
'cos i want to know You more.
yay the first weekend of the year ! [last week isnt counted because school only started this week].


on the way to the bus stop jing xuan, zoe and I were trying to communicate in canto. hahaha. it was super hilarious since we can hardly say anything ! like 'i dont know you' would become 'ngor mm ji dou lei hai bing gor' sheesh ! then i was trying to say 'gun kai' [hang hoi] but it came out as ha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hoi.


todays a great day because i saw SHOI KOKI KENTO ! yayness ! kentos so freaking dao. haha koki was SO SHY but shoi was surprisingly friendly ! haha. hes voice is so lowww. hee.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

photocopying worksheets nearly killed me today.


actually im photocopying them now. with my scanner. and its taking eons ! so while i wait for my scanner, which i taking its time to print each individual worksheet, i figured i might as well go online now, so idont have to do it tonight ! so now im pretending its at night. hurhur.


todays the first day with official lessons. i think i lost like a gazillion worksheets. the ones they gave us after exams last year. [so you can see its totally not my fault] anyhow, the teachers seem quite nice. even the chinese woman seemed to have put some effort in preparing for ther lessons ! the english person is also not as annoying as i expected. in fact shes actually quite nice ! maybe i shall do well in english.


during chinese we were given this survey to fill in. and the last questions was something how to make students be more interested during chinese lesson. HAHA TO YOU WOMAN !

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

schools back ! haha it sucks. well not really but i got a headache from waking too early. hope i'll get used to it. dont wanna waste my entire year of afternoons sleeping again ! haha. maybe i will. i seem to study better at night ! (:


i think i kinda missed them ! haha. surpeisingly i didnt see them much during the holidays ! infact i didnt even see jiayun once. anyhow we just sat around and chatted. haha sheesh i cant believe its our last year ! haha. kae ting, zoe, jing xuan and me plan to set up a band ! hahaha. kae ting's vocalist. jing xuans drummer, zoes bassist and im guitarist cum keyboardist. hahaha. sheesh its been a loong time since we just sat around and talked nonsense like that ! just like our hotel dream !of course thats never gonna happen since none of us can do all those. except maybe kaeting who can sing ! [duh].


this year im sitting next to jingxuan so perhaps shes gonna influnce me to study harder. haha. I WANT TAMAGO LAI BEHIND ME ! [wow michelle. you should be crying tears of joyyyy] and sheet all our good teachers are gone ! except maybe jeow who was bluffing us he wasnt going to teach us ANYMORE. sheet i hate mrs n**h and so stupid fake accent. it annoys me like crazy i hope shes at least a good teacher and i pass me lit/english. bahh.

Monday, January 02, 2006

today as a way of mourning for the end of the holidays, i spent the entire day in my pajamas ! hahaha. i have no idea why i just decided not to change out. since its the last day. i brought my bolster with me whereever i went too ! sheesh !


anyhow. school tomorrow ! heres the list of things i must finish before school ends:

meepok gan, guo tiao gan, meefen, chicken patty, horfan, madonna boobs , mee rebus, fries, that potatoe thing, qingteng and all the other yummy stuff !


yayness. i wonder what im having for recess tomorrow. thats just about the only thing im looking forward too ! sheet i hate all you j3s out there. except maybe the guys. HAHA.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

happy new year !


went to church this morning. i cant believe i managed to wake up ! hahaha. credits to my sister. eunice was leading worship oh goodness.


had another barbeque and the marshmellows are GONE. haha. sheet they were so yummy !


oh yes. i might be getting a new phone. and a new number [my own. so its final. i promise] soon ! WOWHEE.
is it just me, or does my towel, bolster and several other stuffs smell of barbeque ?


I wanna go to the esplanade !
just to catch "the last band who played at the esplanade in 2005, and the first band who played there in 2006"
happy new year !


sheesh ! its 2006 already ! may the olevels never come. ):


watched CON today. haha. i didnt think it was that good. i mean i only got intersted at the back. like the last 45mins or so. before that i was realylreally bored. like my sister said, the children were really mean to each other ! even lucy ! and shes so young. and being in Narnia as king and queens for about twenty years didnt even change them one bit. sheesh.


oh but the white witch was reallyreally cool ! especially when she 'killed' edmund. long live the queen ! (:


had some barbecue for my brothers birthday. haha i think im damn pro at doing satays la. hahaha.


normally at this time of the year i'd be doing new year resolutions. but they arent any since i never ever keep them. just, run the race well i guess. and be a salt and light to the world. ((:


oh. no shoutouts too. cos im lazy. maybe later. (:

SHOIKOKISETHPIERCEKENTO. ((: